New dogs, old tricks

Labour Leader Dr Alfred Sant yesterday continued with his campaign activities for the March Local Council Elections with a visit to the abandoned animal shelter in Delimara.

In a speech which was interrupted by much appreciative barking, Dr Sant remarked how dogs' homes with a Labour majority had managed to complete 90% of their training modules.

"In animal shelters with a Labour majority population, more than 85% of dogs are fully housetrained, while the corresponding statistic for Nationalist dogs is only 50%."

This, he explained, is the reason why shelters administered by the Nationalist Party are in the stinking mess they're in... not to mention why some of their candidates are so full of sh**.

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Elsewhere, Alternattiva Demokratika also held an animal campaign activity, in which Chairperson Dr Harry Vassallo spoke about the need for "Runt Law Reform" to an audience of four cats.