Skip survey results #2

According to the shocking results of our latest scientific poll, a relative majority of Maltese people want a 24-hour curfew to be imposed without delay in order to solve the nation's congenital public transport disorders.

Exactly half the respondents (50 per cent ) voted for the immediate introduction of a 24-hour curfew, which would relieve the public transport system of the bother of actually transporting members of the public.

Forty-two per cent favour legislation which would force members of parliament to work as part-time bus-drivers, while eight per cent believe the problem could be solved by reinstating Sea Malta.

Meanwhile, the Skip is reliably informed that as a result of this scientific survey, a delegation headed by the Interior Ministry's "G.I. Joe" Azzopardi has already left for Baghdad, Iraq, where it will be attending seminars on how to seriously curtail the free movement of people in order to minimise inconvenience to the government (which might otherwise actually have to do some work).

And now for something else. Our latest scientific poll concerns the identity of the mysterious supercolumnist, Roamer, who writes in The Sunday Times (Is it a priest? Is it a Republican? Or is it just another Nationalist liberal-basher with nothing better to do?)

Please note that, unlike previous polls, users can vote differently every day of the year. This way, you are free to change your mind depending on what Roamer writes each week.

Happy voting....